ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
why
the fuck
did nobody punch me in the face
no please believe me im really smart i just don’t give two shits about what you’re teaching






